1) Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
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Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga ha ha.


2) 1 aadmi bus ma charha or zor se chillaya...!

Khabardar!! koi apni jagah sy nai hily ga...
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Basheer kulfi wala khud aapky paas aye ga.....

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Atif aslam ki love story...

Girl :who r u ?

Atif : me ek dard hu ya ek ehsas hu.

1) Girl : tum mera picha kyu krte ho?

Atif : bakhuda tumhi ho,har jagah tumhi ho.

Girl : tum kya chhte ho?

Atif : kese bataye, kyun tjko chahe yara bata napaye

Girl : tum mere liye kya kr skte ho?

Atif : jhumu diwana banke tere liye.

Girl thapad mar ke chali gai.

Atif : ab toh adat si hai mujhko aise jeene mein...

2)Husband Bivi Se:
Pani Pila Do ...
Bivi : Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):
" Nahi " Gala Check Karna Hai Kahin se "LEAK"
to Nahi Hai.

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