Ek baar ek ati bhayankar sharabi sharab pee kar ke ek mandir ke bahar pada tha. Uski besudh haalat dekh kar mandir ke Pujari jee ne kaha...
''Beta aise bahar hai kyun pada,
Jab mandir hai itna Bada..
Sha..- achchha...!! Mandir hai itna bada to Dharti per hai kyun pada???
Puj- beta Dharti mata sabse badi....
Sha- Dharti mata yadi sabse badi, (hichch..) to Shesh naag ke upar kyun padi???
Puj- beta Shesh naag sabse bade..
Sha- Shesh naag sabse bade??? To phir ye Shivjee ke gale me kyun pade???
Puj- beta, Shiv bhavaan, Shesh naag se bhi bade..
Sha- Lekin shivjee to Kailash par hai khade??
Puj- Ohh beta!!! Kailash parvat unse bhi bada:
Sha- Kailash kaise hue bade??? Unhe to hanumaan jee le ke udde..?
Puj- Beta! Hanumaan jee sabse bade...
Sha- Lekin.. (hichch..) hanumaan jee to Shri Ram ke charno me pade..??
Puj- Ohh Beta!! shri Ram bado ke bhi bade...
Sha- lekin Ram to Sita mata ke pichchhe pade..??
Puj- Sita mata jag me sabse badi...
Sha- agar Sita mata hai sabse badi.. To woh Ram-Laxman ke saath aapke mandir me hai kyun padi???
Puj. Chillakar--- abey ab tu hi bata ki duniya me hai kaun sanse bada????
Sharabi muskurakar- Pandit jee.. Wohi hai sabse bada jo sharab peekar, hai aapke mandir ke bahar pada....